Frequently Asked Questions
Does it have to be anonymous?
Yes. We guarantee it. Now if you want to wait about a week after ordering your package and call or e-mail that special someone and ask them if they just got a special package that is up to you, but rest assured we will never tell.
What payment metholds do you accept?
We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover and Paypal. Credit cards will be run thru the security system of Paypal one of the world leaders in secure e-commerce.
When will my package be delivered?
Your package will leave our facility within 5 - 7 business days of being ordered. Most delivery times to anywhere in the contiguous USA are 3 - 4 days.
How much is shipping?
It ranges from $7.95 to $9.95 depending on the size of the pile of poop your sending. The cost is clearly marked on the order page along side the price of the different packages. The above price range also includes handling cost. (which is a shitty job but somebody has to handle it.)
Is it real poop?
Only the mad scientist that packs this stuff in the back room knows for sure and he wouldn't tell us, but we do know this, it really smells bad back there, he is mixing up shit, and he does visit the local dairy farm and zoo about twice a week. (We also don't want the delivery company to actually know what kind of shit they're delivering.) We can assure you that it looks nasty and really stinks. It will get the point across to your intended victim.
Can I send more than one at a time?
Sure, we can do bulk orders. Please use the contact form
for such requests.
Can I send a custom message in the poop?
No, for legal reasons we do not allow customer created notes to be sent in the packages. It will contain a business card shown at the bottom of the order page