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We will ship your friend, or enemy, a healthy heap of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh poop packages that anyone has ever seen.

We will NOT let them know who sent it!

Still not sure? Use our new CASH option. We DON'T NEED your name, credit card, e-mail, NOTHING! There is absolutely no trail back to you! Just complete the order form above, click confirm then use the green PAY WITH CASH button and follow the instructions on the next page.

We will never tell.

Top 10 Reasons to Send Someone Poop!

1. For your ex
2. Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn
3. For your mean boss
4. For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off
5. A Last minute gift for some one who has everything
6. A gag gift
7. For that rich gloating friend, knock them down a peg
8. To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a poor grade
9. Some one left you a negative review or feedback
10. You just don't like them

Customer Testimonials

“This is a gift that every asshole neighbor should get.” Your Neighbor in Trenton, NJ

“Greatest gag gift ever. I sent one to my jackass brother in law and the whole family found out about it and they are all teasing him. He doesn't know who it came from. He's so pissed off its great. It makes for charming Sunday dinner conversation.” Anonymous in Harrisburg, PA

“Where have you been?!? I just found your site about a month ago and have already sent out 3 "poop packages" and the shit is just starting to fly.” J.P. in Chicago, IL

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